Apologies to Harry Chapin
With apologies to the late-and great-Harry Chapin It was raining hard in Scottsdale I needed one more trip to end the day The Uber driver app said The Golf Club at Troon I didn’t mind , it was on my way I passed the gate up to the driveway, Past the carts and the clubs and the tees A woman in her 50’s went and opened the door While I checked to calculate my fees I said, where you going to, you NoSco girl It’s a shame you ruined your Laboutins in the rain She just stared at me in the mirror And said 46 Stardust lane Something about her was familiar I could swear I'd seen that lift before But she said, "Just focus on the road, pal" And she didn't say anything more It took a while, but she looked in the mirror And she glanced logo on my car A smile seemed to come to her slowly She said: ‘Hyundai’s really come so far’ She said: What does this car go for? I said it’s really rude to ask She said “you’re my driver, I’m your client” I said kindly’ ...
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